She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Randomize