I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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