Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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