I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You may now shotgun with the bride
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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