so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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