I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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