My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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