I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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