My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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