id be glad to
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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