I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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