do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
God, I missed his penis.
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