I need help removing her.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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