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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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