I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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