I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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