recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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