I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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