I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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