dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I had to cum in my sink.
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