Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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