dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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