Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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