I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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