I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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