butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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