He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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