carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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