is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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