he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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