You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have post one night stand depression
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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