I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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