whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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