JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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