My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
