this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
