5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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