I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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