fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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