Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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