I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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