Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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