Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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