Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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