There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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