it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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