omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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