My entire life is one complicated drinking game
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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