she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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