ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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