i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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