Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I woke up under a house in Key West
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
