your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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